YOUR LOVELY HOSTS THIS WEEK
AnimeKittyCafe has been a Di Gi-tard for many years and has no intention of stopping. She enjoys sitting in front of the computer and pretending like she's accomplishing things that will actually matter. She runs a café that doesn't seem to have anything to do with kitties. She recently hired her younger, much more mature and talented little sister.
Lei has been off for sometime working on who knows what. It changes every week. One week it's a website, next week it's her addiction to Animal Crossing, next week it's Twilight Princess. The list goes on forever. Only recently though did she become a regular at lé café you call Anime Kitty Cafe. Hopefully it won't change by next week again. :|

I wonder if you'll get much email next week...
probably not

I'll bet all my hits are you and me

okay, first letter came from "I am not AKC"-san. thank you very much for your participation.

*clap clap clap* suGEEEEEE

Dear mailbaggers of Anime Kitty Cafe, I frequent your site, but it doesn't seem to update much. Why is that?
uhhhh because I'm a lazy loser who pretends to have a life
that's cause there's hidden updates under the floorboards which the naked eye can't see

hehe i said naked XP

omg you said the word naked

inappropriates

anyway the next letter came from "nyonyu"-san.

thank you very much for your participation

I heard a new DUP group was arranged. Have they done any songs yet?
the answer is: I think so D:
in the new Deji Radio which you can hear on the internet, they played a preview of a song that seemed to be called "You are My Energy"
they make a good new DUP.
They have and they even had little voice clips, yet disappointingly they won't even do songs with Usada and Puchiko yet
yeah, I think they're planning character songs for those two.
WHERE HAVE I BEEN *forehead slam
hahahaha

next letter came from "this is a name"-san
thank you very much for your participation

Hello, I was wondering about your doujin CooPiyo game. When is it releasing?
........

I don't know. -cries-

I was planning spring, and then I bumped it to summer, but at the rate I'm going (which is like accomplishing something once a month) who knows

is anyone actually looking forward to that thing, anyway?

She's been off doing too many other side-projects in Flash and is too lazy to get to it. And if by lucky chance she finished all of those other Flash projects when she comes back to it she will destroy the opening for it out of despair because HER ART STYLE HAS ALREADY CHANGED SO MUCH.
oh yeah I forgot about those XDDD

yeah, I'm workin on a Rozen Maiden Traumend parody with Di Gi Charat
and an Oyome ni Shinasai! parody with Dejiko, Piyoko, and Akari
and

And a Danjo and recently a Nook de Umauma
a Fosetto parody...
and a danjo, yeah
oh
and I just started a short parody of that Galaxy Angel Rune OP with Piyoko doing that little butt-shaking dance xD

good law what is wrong with me

KEEP OUT ALREADY gosh
KEEP OUT!!!!!

no! do not come!

how does I type with cat gloves on

Oh wait, that's not even related

I wonder if anyone even actually pictures me as a cat person xDDDDD
it's more like
anime pandaxdog cafe D:
... You're not even really cat-like. No wait: not that that was an insult or anything.
yes I am

I sleep and eat a lot :3

AND I PEE ON THINGS

OFFTOPIC NEXT MAILL

SHUT UP ALL OF YOUUUU

next mail came from "I hate your website"-san

thank you very much for your participation

You never update, and to be blunt, you've got practically nothing on your site. You suck. Go die in a hole.
oh
hai thar
it's my conscience

I haven't talked to him in a while

hey big idi- hallo fellow
how're the kids
wth....
I WOULD NOT LET HIM NEAR MY CHILDREN! : D
I'm formatting the mailbag page as we write xD
YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN 14 DAYS to be exact \`-`\)
WHY ARE YOU COUNTING
Man you're lucky.

You have good HTML and you're layout isn't a ripoff version of something.

no way

I'm ripping off the KRR mailbag layout as we speak! : )

DON'T PUT that in the mailbag response!!! O__O
I WILL
FOR EVERYONE TO SEE WHAT A LOSER I AM
Next mail! *ding ding ding ding*

The next letter came from "akcc the master of kitties". Thank you very much for your participation.

GUYS!!! I found a site that has TONS more multimedia and downloads!!!! omg no way and THEY HAVE BETTEr MANGA SCANS THAT YOU DON"T HAVE!
oh hai
I'm not a pirate
But your mom is
or at least, I am secretly and don't want to go to jail for having a pirate website
go look at my affi page

there's plenty of illegal goodness there

*looks*
UPDATE BLOG

dude, that was before SPRING BREAK

oh crap my blog

I need to go upload more retarded pictures or something xDDD
which reminds me
I don't think I've ever showed anyone me being stupid in my Coo cosplay
I'm so sexy

...! Mei Ling, AKC took her clothes off!

ANYWAY NEXT LETTER.

the next letter came from "mailbag is boring"-san

thank you very much for your participation

Why is this first mailbag so un-lol-ish
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED
it's because I'm in it
-sparkles-
you could easily make a monkey snore with this boring line of text

this next one is from someone who would rather remain nameless ("Anonymous")....

I actually imported a Di Gi Charat game, and it's fun! I think your site should start uploading help for the few games there are in DGC. Anyway, some questions: [press returns] 1. Would you ever draw a picture for a pairing you hate in Di Gi Charat if you were forced and threatened to? 2. Have you ever imported DGC/PKO/whatever you mean goods? I never have! It sounds like a waste. 3. What inspired you to do this mailbag? Anyway, that's all for my questions! ~ P.S.: Corn chips! ~
Hahaha
1: if I were being paid
or it were characters I didn't care TOO much about
2: yes, I've imported cds and some manga. I'm a magical otaku, and all otaku have the power to pull money out of no-where for impulse imports
3: I wanted a more interactive part of the site, and plus KRR's mailbag is always funny
by the way
I FEED THEM SOMBEROS
1. ? I guess so. Sadly I don't draw much DGC fan art (sry) but if it were a really hardcore thing... oh, I don't draw romance pictures ever.
2. No, my friend "Ack" does all that. xP; I myself have only imported something once.
3. We read another mai-- oh wait, I leave this one to 'Ack' again.
SHUT UP
I'M A COPYCAT
RUNS SELF OVER

FINAL NOTES
how do I ran myself over with car
DANGIT THE FREAKIN COMPUTER CRASHED oh wait... no it didn't. I didn't hear you. And, to answer that question: You just jump into the street, and say something about hating Naruto or something like that and they'll runyouover.
oh okay
I do that every morning anyway : )
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!!!!

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